First it was the lack of toilet paper, now its a shortage of communion wine and flour to make eucharist wafers. Baltazar Porras Cardozo, Archbishop of the western governorate must be shitting himself…so to speak! He said, “Eucharist reserves are very low for the high level of consumption, and since the adoption of ‘The Great Venezuelan Bake Off’ television programme the monks who make the wafers are having great difficulties obtaining the flour.” An unnamed Government spokesperson said, “First the bog roll crisis, and now this! It must be another CIA conspiracy to destabilise the country. The whole country remains in a state of enforced constipation, both physically and spiritually, but rest assured, we will not be moved!” An unfortunate phrase indeed.
The Venezuelan government has taken over a toilet paper factory in a desperate attempt to wipe outthe shortage! The National Guard has taken control of the Manpa plant in the northern state…
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